Free Funny Jokes And Pictures

“Saving Energy” is a very serious topic and does not count in the niche “Funny”.

There are many ways that will guide you on how to save energy. Unfortunately this is a humor site and you won’t find such a thing here!

But comeon, this deserves an applaud for the innovation. Save energy, but not this way

Save Energy

Imagine this! You really want to go to a loo. You can hardly hold on. And then you find a loo nearby. You feel relaxed and just enter the loo only to be shocked, when you see toilet spy camera.

Poor you! You cannot hold any longer but at same time cannot pee, as you know the fact that you are being watched.

Heyyyy! Relax. It’s nothing nasty. Go on… You are helping in a noble cause. Researchers will thank you!

Toilet Spy Camera Notification

Although many, in fact most of the visitors will find this baby a “cute” but words can make this image to have a funny side.

Guess what? Either this cute Orangutan is asking for a big hug from you or he just saw a big banana.

Orangutan Baby Needs A Hug

All you peeps, you should probably visit a good site that gives you information on true way to put out a fire.

The following is not the best way to extinguish a fire. Nah Nah… Not recommended at all.

How Not To Put Out A Fire

You probably thought fashion advertisements are the best of all. Best as in regards to hottest of models, very peculiar and specific ads with high variety of designer wear. Well, think again

Japanese Fashion Advertisement

A 85 year old man went to the Dr.’s office to get a sperm count.The Dr. gave him a jar and said,” Take this jar home and and bring back a semen sample tomorrow .”
The next day the old man reappeared at the Dr.’s office and give him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day . The Dr. asked what happened and the old man explained…
” Well Dr. it’s like this – first I tried with my right hand but nothing then I tried with my left hand but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help , she tried with her right hand and then with left hand but still nothing. then she tried with her mouth first with teeth in and then teeth out .But still nothing.We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too. First with her both hands then with her armpit and she even tried squeezen’ it between her knees,but still nothing.”

The Dr. was shocked ,”you asked your neighbor?” The Old man replied ” Yep, and no matter what we tried ,we still could not get the jar open”