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Would You Please Take My Picture, Sir?

Humm… Never seen someone so desperate for a photograph. It’s funny as hell. Imagine what camera man get’s to see.

Son: Dad, I have a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?

Dad: Sure son, what’s the question?

Son: What is politics?

Dad: Well son, let’s take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let’s call me the management. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so let’s call her the government. We take care of you and your needs, so let’s call you the people. We’ll call the maid the working class and your baby brother the future. Understand?

Son: I’m not really sure dad, I’ll have to think about it.

That night, the boy is awakened by his baby brother’s crying, so he went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had a heavily soiled nappy, the boy went to his parent’s room and found his mother fast asleep. He than went to the maid’s room, where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy’s knocking went totally unheard. The boy went back to his room and went to sleep.

The next morning…

Son: Dad, I think I understand politics.

Dad: That’s great son, explain it to me in your own words.

Son: While the management is screwing the working class, the government is fast asleep, the people are being completely ignored and the future is full of shit

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The  first of the twosome Teed Off and watched in horror as her ball  headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.  Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his  hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to  roll around in evident agony.

The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.  She then explained that she was a physical therapist:
“Please allow me to help. I’m a physical therapist and I know I  could relieve your pain if you’d just allow me!” she told him  earnestly.

“Ummph, oooh, nnoo, I’ll be all right…. I’ll be fine in a few  minutes,” he replied breathlessly as he remained in a fetal position  still clasping his hands together at his crotch.

But she persisted: and he finally allowed her to help. She gently took  his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put  her hands inside, beginning to massage him.

“How does that feel?” she asked.
“It feels great.” He replied. “But my thumb still hurts like hell!”.

Brave Kid

This funny picture is titled as “Bravery – When You Have No Concept of Safety Glass”. LOL

The kid seems to be so calm in front of the giant Gorilla. And the Gorilla is like “What the hell ?”

Am i the only one that sees a giant crack on the right side of safety glass?

I really have no idea where on earth do such restrooms exists. It looks totally unhygienic. Nevermind, this is a funny pic so laugh out loud.

Public Restoom

I was really laughing hard on this one till i had a thought and the grin suddnly disappeared. I though “I hope they do not sell those bottles later on as mineral water”. Arggh! That thought must have hurt your laughter. Sorry for putting up bad image in your mind!

You have got to check this image. This guy has taken stupidity to all new level. LMAO

Height Of Stupidity

Child Sleeping While Standing

I know this is so very cute!!!

I bet she was trying to reach for a toy probably kept on the upper shelves of the cupboard. She became too tired and slept there and then like that. Cute Funny pic that may well bring smile to faces of many.