Yo Mama So Bald
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
Bald Yo Mama
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help!
Yo Mama Tripped
Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
You Are Tall Yo Mama
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Poor Stick Yo Mama
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
What Ya Doing Yo Mama
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin’?” She said, “Buying luggage.”
Poor Cereal Yo Mama
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.