Yo Mama Goes Bank
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo Mama Damn Ugly
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo Mama Bungee Jumping
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo Moma Without Costume
Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo Mama Burried
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
Yo Mama In Ugly Contest
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
Yo Mama Backflips
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.