Yo Mama Birth Certificate
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Oldie Yo Mama
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo Mama Schooling
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo Mama Number One
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo Mama Is Old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Your Dad Takes Yo Mama To Office
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo Mama With Medusa
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!