Yo Mama Big Glasses
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo Mama Teeth So Yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo Mama Head Radar
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo Mama Big Head
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo Mama So Damn Old
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Old Yo Mama Sprint
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo Mama Burger
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.