Yo Mama Big Foot
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo Mama Got Short Hairs
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo Mama Big Nose
Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!
Yo Mama Embarasses Pinochio
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
Yo Mama Small House
Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo Mama Got A Small House
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
Yo Mama Can See Future
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick she can see into the future.