Yo Mama So Fat Scale Talks To Her
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do livestock.
Fat Yo Mama On A Scale
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”
Yo Mama With Highway Patrol
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear “Caution! Wide Turn”
Fat Yo Mama Bungee Jumping
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo Mama Using A Lipstick
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo Mama Wearing A Yellow Raincoat
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!”
Yo Mama At A Resturant
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”