Free Funny Jokes And Pictures

You must have heard these words from lot many celebrities. If you try to click their pictures, they probably will ask you to “Hold It”.
(I really meant the camera n the clicking process here)
There might be two reasons for that halt.

Either the celebrity needs to put up some final touches on their makeup and asking [...]

An enterprising mayor of the city of Granby, Quebec, a community south of Montreal, established a municipal zoo that has become a significant tourist attraction. It has also given rise to many unusual events. Last September one of the star attractions, Arnold, an Indonesian ape, escaped [...]

Zoo visitor: What’s the new baby hippo’s name? Hippopotamus keeper: I don’t know, he won’t tell me.

You don’t see many reindeer in zoos, do you? No. They can’t afford the admission.

Zoo Keeper:”I’ve lost one of my elephants” Other Zoo Keeper:”Why don’t you put an advert in the paper?” Zoo Keeper:”Don’t be silly, he can’t read!”

What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses? Nothing, he didn’t recognize them!

Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents, Al and Elaine, for days. Finally Elaine talked Jordan’s reluctant father into taking him. And so Jordan and Al got into the car and left. “So how was it?” Elaine asked when they returned [...]