Free Funny Jokes And Pictures

Two five year old boys are sitting in a hospital waiting room. One leans over to the other and says, “What are you in here for?”
The other says, “Circumcision.”
The first boy says “Oh, man! I had that done right after I was born. I couldn’t walk for a year!”

A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting.
Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not. Then, he notices a patient strolling about within the hospital fence.
Calling out to the patient, the man says, “Pardon me, sir, but do you have the time?”
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