The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible.

The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah”.

The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”

The little girl replied, “Then you ask him!”

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Dad: Sure son, what’s the question?

Son: What is politics?

Dad: Well son, let’s take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let’s call me the management. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so let’s call her the government. We take care of you and your needs, so let’s call you the people. We’ll call the maid the working class and your baby brother the future. Understand?

Son: I’m not really sure dad, I’ll have to think about it.

That night, the boy is awakened by his baby brother’s crying, so he went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had a heavily soiled nappy, the boy went to his parent’s room and found his mother fast asleep. He than went to the maid’s room, where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy’s knocking went totally unheard. The boy went back to his room and went to sleep.

The next morning…

Son: Dad, I think I understand politics.

Dad: That’s great son, explain it to me in your own words.

Son: While the management is screwing the working class, the government is fast asleep, the people are being completely ignored and the future is full of shit

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