Free Funny Jokes And Pictures

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
The teacher reiterated that a whale could not [...]

Son: Dad, I have a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?
Dad: Sure son, what’s the question?
Son: What is politics?
Dad: Well son, let’s take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let’s call me the management. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so let’s call [...]