Very Old Ant
What do you call a 100 year old ant ? An antique !
Archive for category: Ant Jokes
Are The Ants Really Very Busy?
How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?
Smaller Than Ant’s Dinner
What is smaller than an ant’s dinner ? An ant’s mouth !
Holidaying Ant
Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants !
Ant Doesn’t Like School
What do you call an ant who skips school ? A truant !
Ant And Tics
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics !
Ant With Five Pair Of Eyes
What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ? Antteneye !