http://www.jokeszilla.com JokesZilla Has A Large Collection Of Free Jokes And Funny Pictures, Available On Net. Enjoy Your Stay & Laugh Out Loud Thu, 02 Aug 2007 04:08:01 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en http://www.jokeszilla.com/archives/238/height-of-sponsoring/ A 85 year old man went to the Dr.’s office to get a sperm count.The Dr. gave him a jar and said,” Take this jar home and and bring back a semen sample tomorrow .” The next day the old man reappeared at the Dr.’s office and give him the jar, ... http://www.jokeszilla.com/archives/236/old-man-gets-a-sperm-count/ A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small pet shop and explains her need to the attendant. He thinks for a moment and then says, "I've got just the thing for you madam. I'll just get him." With ... http://www.jokeszilla.com/archives/235/dog-that-can-fly/ Law of Cat Inertia A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse. Law of Cat Motion A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really ... http://www.jokeszilla.com/archives/234/laws-of-physics-for-feline/ A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!" Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?" Child: "Meow." Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest ... http://www.jokeszilla.com/archives/233/teaching-sounds-of-animals/ A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?" "Well," said the vet "let's have a look at him" The vet picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes. "Well," says ... http://www.jokeszilla.com/archives/232/cross-eyed-rottweiler/ The little camel went to his mother and asked, "Mother, why do we camels have such big eyes?" She looked on him lovingly and replied, "You see, my son, when we are walking in the dessert and the wind starts to blowing and there's sand everywhere, we need these big eyes ... http://www.jokeszilla.com/archives/231/camel-queries/ A old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed. Doc says, "What's ... http://www.jokeszilla.com/archives/230/new-glasses-for-the-snake/ A man told the ringmaster that he was interested in joining the circus as a lion tamer. The ringmaster asked if he had any experience and the man said, "Why, yes. My father was one of the most famous lion tamers in the world, and he taught me everything he ... http://www.jokeszilla.com/archives/229/lion-tamer-at-circus/ Two Morons rent a rowboat, row out a way, throw their lines in and try fishing. Nothing happens. One fellow says to the other, we have to row out away from shore into deep water. They row and row offshore about one mile out, try fishing again. Same thing nothing. ... http://www.jokeszilla.com/archives/228/two-stupidos-at-fishing/