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		<title>Lawyer&#8217;s Charity</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town&#8217;s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
&#8220;Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn&#8217;t you like [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town&#8217;s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.</p>
<p>&#8220;Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn&#8217;t you like to give back to the community in some way?&#8221;</p>
<p>The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, &#8220;First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?&#8221;</p>
<p>Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, &#8220;Um &#8230; no.&#8221;</p>
<p>The lawyer interrupts, &#8220;or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?&#8221;</p>
<p>The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.</p>
<p>&#8220;or that my sister&#8217;s husband died in a traffic accident,&#8221; the lawyer&#8217;s voice rising in indignation, &#8220;leaving her penniless with three children?!&#8221;</p>
<p>The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, &#8220;I had no idea&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, &#8220;So if I don&#8217;t give any money to them, why should I give any to you?&#8221;</p>


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