Free Funny Jokes And Pictures

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
The teacher reiterated that a whale could not [...]

Son: Dad, I have a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?
Dad: Sure son, what’s the question?
Son: What is politics?
Dad: Well son, let’s take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let’s call me the management. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so let’s call [...]

This funny picture is titled as “Bravery – When You Have No Concept of Safety Glass”. LOL
The kid seems to be so calm in front of the giant Gorilla. And the Gorilla is like “What the hell ?”
Am i the only one that sees a giant crack on the right side of safety glass?