Free Funny Jokes And Pictures

A new superhero in town. It’s the Spiderman Lizard.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
The teacher reiterated that a whale could not [...]

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Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, “I’m so pissed off !”
“Oh yeah? What happened?” asked the bartender politely.
“See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we were [...]

My God!!! This was so funny, i couldn’t stop laughing at Mr. Devil who stands in the middle of this supposedly group photograph of 5 cats. The guy in the middle is so naughty and hilarious. Lolzzzzzzz

A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he arrived home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the [...]

Humm… Never seen someone so desperate for a photograph. It’s funny as hell. Imagine what camera man get’s to see.