Free Funny Jokes And Pictures

A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting.
Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not. Then, he notices a patient strolling about within the hospital fence.
Calling out to the patient, the man says, “Pardon me, sir, but do you have the time?”
The [...]

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, [...]

Bob was in real BIG trouble as he forgot his wedding anniversary. Obviously, His wife was really pissed off.
She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a GIFT in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!!”
The next morning he got up early and left [...]

Now isn’t that right. I am not sure about the authenticity of this pic, but the dog perfectly jumps the same way as what the road sign indicates. Humm.

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, “Why did you have to die? Why did [...]

Donald Rumsfeld died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St.Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks?”
St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will [...]

Here is a tongue twister for you! LOL