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Yo Mama’s armpits are so hairy, she looks like she got Don King in a headlock!

Why it’s better to be a Woman!

We got off the Titanic first.
We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
We can [...]

Yo mama is so stupid, she invented a condom with sweat holes.

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
“Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you like [...]

A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.
“The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the germs in our drinking water.
But there is one thing that is the most dangerous [...]

I can’t even recall hiow many photo bombers i have seen. This is however one of the better ones i have seen.
Honestly, Photo bomber is something you really enjoy as long as it ain’t you the victim.

This has to be one of the funniest questions i have come across so far. It’s pretty much real and definitely hilarious!
If you don’t get it…I am sorry for you