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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. And obviously his wife was really pissed.
She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!” she insisted.
The next morning he got up early and left for [...]

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, [...]

Bob was in real BIG trouble as he forgot his wedding anniversary. Obviously, His wife was really pissed off.
She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a GIFT in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!!”
The next morning he got up early and left [...]

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, “Why did you have to die? Why did [...]