Archive for month: November, 2009

30 Advantages Of Being A Woman

3 November, 2009 (03:00) | Gender Jokes | By: Free Jokes

Why it’s better to be a Woman!

We got off the Titanic first.
We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
We can [...]

Yo Mama So Stupid

2 November, 2009 (03:10) | Yo Mama Jokes | By: Free Jokes

Yo mama is so stupid, she invented a condom with sweat holes.

Lawyer’s Charity

1 November, 2009 (02:58) | Lawyer Jokes | By: Free Jokes

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
“Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you like [...]