Free Funny Jokes And Pictures

This is one of the funniest minds at work. Literally taking stupidity to a whole new level. LOL

Two five year old boys are sitting in a hospital waiting room. One leans over to the other and says, “What are you in here for?”
The other says, “Circumcision.”
The first boy says “Oh, man! I had that done right after I was born. I couldn’t walk for a year!”

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it’s pointless.

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order.
The man says, “I’ll have a beer” and turns to the ostrich. “What’s yours?” “I’ll have a beer too” says the ostrich.
The bartender pours the beer and says “That will be $3.40 please,” and [...]

Dear Child,
I am writing this slow because I know that you can’t read fast.
We don’t live where we did when you left home.
Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.
I won’t be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived [...]

Yo Mama’s armpits are so hairy, she looks like she got Don King in a headlock!