Free Funny Jokes And Pictures

I have to be honest. When i first saw this, i fell for it. So yes, i am a complete idiot!

I just hope all honest people whobecame idiot like me will comment in this post.

You must have heard these words from lot many celebrities. If you try to click their pictures, they probably will ask you to “Hold It”.

(I really meant the camera n the clicking process here)

There might be two reasons for that halt.

1. Either the celebrity needs to put up some final touches on their makeup and asking for few second halt.
2. Or they really are pissed off from so much media coverage.

This fella in the image has one of these intentions as well. Honestly, it looks drunk to me. But it’s you who got to decide. I found this pic really funny!

Hold It Please

These days, no one really cares about the rules and regulations. This is not good, rules are made to be followed and not broken.

I am not talking about humans though. Here is what i was talking about:

No Dogs Allowed

I am sorry for breaking this news to you. And i can imagine your disappointment on the following image.

Even i am wondering. What’s the point of non-alcoholic vodka.

Probably it’s the same maketing strategy as sugar free coke or non-caffinated coffee. LOL!!!!

On a plus side though, it’s a great way to keep the streets clean of any drivers under high influence of alcohol and also it’s the best possible gift for someone whom you really want to get pissed

Non Alcoholic Vodka

“Saving Energy” is a very serious topic and does not count in the niche “Funny”.

There are many ways that will guide you on how to save energy. Unfortunately this is a humor site and you won’t find such a thing here!

But comeon, this deserves an applaud for the innovation. Save energy, but not this way

Save Energy

Imagine this! You really want to go to a loo. You can hardly hold on. And then you find a loo nearby. You feel relaxed and just enter the loo only to be shocked, when you see toilet spy camera.

Poor you! You cannot hold any longer but at same time cannot pee, as you know the fact that you are being watched.

Heyyyy! Relax. It’s nothing nasty. Go on… You are helping in a noble cause. Researchers will thank you!

Toilet Spy Camera Notification

Although many, in fact most of the visitors will find this baby a “cute” but words can make this image to have a funny side.

Guess what? Either this cute Orangutan is asking for a big hug from you or he just saw a big banana.

Orangutan Baby Needs A Hug